VACCINATIONS! The very word inspires controversy. What two c’s and not one x? Why not call them sickness-preventers? Doesn’t it look like it ought to be a word that means a group of countries where the people eat a particularly weird kind of noodles? Is that just me?

Vermicelli?

Anyway. Get your kids vaccinated. Why would I say this? Because we don’t have polio anymore, so that’s pretty sweet. What if my kid catches autism somehow? Well, I’m not a scientist, but that won’t happen.

I don’t really have anything else to say about this.