When someone says to me, “It’s been so long! I gotta see that baby!” I tell them to come over right away and put cash and delivery menus on the dining room table. When they walk in the front door and see this tableau, our relationship is clear: You work for me and don’t eat anything from the fridge.
Birthing Classes
This is America, and in America, it’s important to support small business. And there’s no business smaller than the baby business.
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What’s Up with Babymoons?
Why do they call it a baby moon? The baby’s not doing anything. The parents are paying, the parents are traveling, they should call it a parentmoon!
RIP Jerry Seinfeld.
How to Name a Baby
You’re probably thinking, “Listen, I’m going to name my kid whatever I want, because a name is just a word that means something.” Great insight, idiot. You need this how to guide more than anyone.
Should You Find Out the Sex of Your Baby?
I’m going to say something controversial:
“Sex.”
Tips for Pregnancy
My wife and I recently discovered that we’re going to have a baby...